the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.

-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday

by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on

Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn

by Oreodave January 11, 2020

crim midget

A midgetized midget

Mollie was walking down the street when she accidentally kneed a crim midget

by Frugglenug September 7, 2014

Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.

You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….

by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019

pipsqueek midget

a very small, and weak person, who can be messed with by anyone other than other pipsqueek midget's

look at the pipsqueek midget, its so funny how it tries to be stong and tall!

by Jsshadow May 24, 2018

midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018