Mexican Standoff

n : a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner. A poor man's Mutally Assured Destruction

That dude had a gun pointed to my head but I had a knife in his gut -- we were in a Mexican Standoff.

by Loogoo Maloogoo September 24, 2003

mexican strawberries

South Texas slang for beans.

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!

by oldschoolio May 25, 2007

Mexican Claymore

In the game of Modern Warfare 2 when a camper hides in a corner by a door with an automatic shotgun waiting for someone to walk through and shoot them.

A camper in MW2 with an AA-12 hiding behind a door waiting for someone to walk through so he can shoot him. So when a guy walks thru the door he will set off the mexican claymore and die.

by AcidXrAiN April 29, 2010

Snow Mexican

A Canadian working legally or illegaly in the USA.

"Damn Snow mexicans, they're taking all the programming jobs." See also ice mexican, iceback, snowback, mullet

by Rob Tyrie February 06, 2003

mexican time

usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.

"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."

by citlali October 26, 2003

Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

by KZOO269 June 14, 2019

Mexican helicopter

Like doing a helicopter but with shit on your dick

The Mexican Helicopter was all fun and games until there was shit up the curtains

by Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins August 12, 2017