Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 29, 2007

meloncolony

A feeling of sadness and lonleyness.To feel miserable. As if you are alone.Well your never alone And this is going out to the world.
and there's always hope if it feels as if you need help get help.

i feel very meloncolony when everyone rejects me.
I feel meloncolony when i get made fun of.
I feel meloncolony when someone dies.

by jenna amanda r January 11, 2008

multiple melon

When a group of boys microwave a melon, and all boys participating use the same melon to simulate sex.

- Yo! Ian, Patel, Robert, Stym and Sam all multiple meloned last night. Sick, right?
-- I knew those kids were messed up.

by JKJ June 23, 2007

Mellon

A Bostonian Flamer that resembles Elton John who craves huge black cock.

"Hey Mellon, why don't you get that cock out of your mouth and get help Head and I!"

by Mathew Moynihan July 25, 2008

melone

Big tits!

She had the biggest Melone's

by jkashfkjdsrw August 1, 2008

Melons

What life tend to give to dyslexic people every now and then.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

by Indianacat January 25, 2015

melloned

A person who partakes in the act of melloning (Titty fucking).

My friend Josh was at Cargnie Mellon and melloned some fatty boom boom's tits.

by Man-Handle August 31, 2008