Meatball Messy Bish

The act of having a horribly drunk night. refers to the subway sandwhich meatball marinara which tends to be messy and falls all over the place the further you get along it.

"how was last night?" " i dont remember but i can tell you it was a foot long meatball messy bish"

by Scotty132 December 6, 2009

Meat Drunk

Feeling or acting impaired after consuming large quantities of animal flesh in one sitting.

We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.

by wonderweasel February 3, 2010

The Megatron

Tapping together all remote controls into one super remote.
The Megatron... Sky remote; Tv remote; Dvd remote; Video remote; Stereo remote inclusive. Best to use duct tape.

Says Sofa Masturbators Not Urban Freewheelers

<See Peep Show S5:Ep1>

Able: wHATS THIS?

Kyle: The Megatron!

by Apedanger May 26, 2008

Meatblast

On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.

I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!

by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009

Kentucky Meat Shower

When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.

She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night

by maize mcgee November 1, 2016

meat market

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.

"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.

My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.

by cyberobotic July 30, 2010