beer goblin

An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.

I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.

by wonderweasel May 05, 2008

Meat Drunk

Feeling or acting impaired after consuming large quantities of animal flesh in one sitting.

We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.

by wonderweasel February 03, 2010

Worm Diving

The act of a female reaching down a male's pants in a social setting to feel his junk.

Dave knew the cougar wanted him when she came around from the back and started worm diving down his pants.

by wonderweasel April 21, 2008