MEATY BONE

A large penis with girth.

Wow,Keon has a meaty bone I can hardly walk today.

by cmoney68 October 18, 2008

Meaty Sword

An erect penis

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.

by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009

meapy

Defines an action that it both Mean and Creepy at the same time

that creep around the corner is so meapy....", "quit meapin' on me bro!"

by Sherwood03 June 5, 2011

madyoke

a crazy person, in the best possible sense

John: just got back from skiing the Himalayas, only brought my skis and a pack of gum with me
Dave: you're a madyoke!

by parolicole July 28, 2011

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

meaty snapper

A woman with thick labia and a huge pussyhole

Friend 1: how was your date last night
Friend 2: i fucked her but man Melissa had a meaty snapper

by kryptkicker5 March 28, 2016

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016