mattress back

1. (noun) A girl who has sex so often, whether with the same partner (nympho), or many different ones(slut), that her back seems to be constantly on a mattress.
2. a condition derived by a girl who engages in said activities.

1. "That girl is a mattress back if I ever saw one."
2. "You're gonna get mattress back if you keep sleeping around like that."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author December 11, 2004

All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.

We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020

Femboys Matter

Femboys Matter is a movement to combat systematic sexism against boys and men who like feminine lifestyles.

Men and Women need to be closer to each other, so Femboys Matter.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020

mastershit

the ultimate shit. You have been constipated for days, then out of nowhere your body tells you its time to sit on the pot. Agonizingly for up to what could be as long as 3 hours the MASTERSHIT is delivered.

I need a Mastershit I reckon
I am delivering the Mastershit
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....MASTERSHIT
I have delivered the Mastershit
(other person) Jeezus baby, have you smelled the John? Has someone become Lord of the Mastershit recently?

by djbladdered March 13, 2009

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

Masters of the Universe

Only the greatest cartoon out of the 80's, followed by Transformers, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M.A.S.K., and I think C.O.P.S. was in the 80's and if it wasn't it pwns too.

"Holy shit did you just watch the new Masters of the Universe cartoon?"
"Must buy figures now."

by Flash-Bender June 21, 2003

mattressback

A slang term for a prostitute,; a woman who makes a living on her back.

A mattressback spends as much time as possible on her back, making money.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010