An absolute chad, that's a matias
by Random perdón 19273 November 23, 2021
Get the Matias mug.A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.
Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
by Fine Editor November 23, 2021
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Get the MattStormTornado mug.A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.
"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"
"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"
"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"
by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021
Get the Mattsturbate mug.Matis a name for a handsome man, with an energy that draws people in. Someone with this name is proud of where they come from and are willing to serve an protect it. They also happen to either be very athletic or not athletic at all. They often find themselves drawn to hands on jobs, like woodworking, welding, etc.
by 1_Charlotte_1 January 20, 2022
Get the Matis mug.A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible
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