A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.
I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.
by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010
Get the Utility Matemug. Deakin is a immortal God that rules over all my, he is a religion
He is the most powerful being in the universe.
He is the most powerful being in the universe.
by JacobBieber February 13, 2019
Get the Deaks matemug. A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.
by Schnitterbit April 29, 2011
Get the Mate datemug. by randomw12 January 26, 2010
Get the Hello Matemug. The act of forcing sexual, anal or oral copulation upon a current boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife.
by Chayim Gettz August 10, 2018
Get the mate rapemug. Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.
Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.
Further Examples of neece mates:
Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.
Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?
Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’
Further Examples of neece mates:
Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.
Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?
Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’
by neecebants August 18, 2009
Get the Neece Matesmug. Perfect sexual partner. One who not only allows your sexual freakyness but encourages it and will even push you to explore it.
by Freakmate October 27, 2016
Get the Freak matemug.