manaii

Pronounced ma-nay

said to what or who seems 'gay' or unusual
(not used in a homophobic or offensive way)

Manaii is normally used in a lot of jokes

-Do you have a wedgie or something ?
-Haha yeah get it out
-Urgh dude so manaii
-oh its out
-Haha your face so manaii

by FamalamFamzee October 12, 2014

manaisse

semen, (derived from the word mayonaisse)

Steve was covered in manaisse after a long masturbation session.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

maccini

One who uses the bathroom, with his microphone on, during an Economics Midterm.

I was distracted during my test, my professor pulled a maccini.

by Mark Mookie April 10, 2008

Macintosh

Macintosh is the best type of computer available. It's often frowned upon by snooty PC enthusiasts who deem it useless and/or incapable of updating; however, it is now very easily updated. Also, Macs can run Windows, OS X, and Linux operating systems all at once! So there's no point in arguing that they can't use much software because they can run Windows applications. Also, they're faster, better in design, and simply more effective than your typical - or even your brand-new - PC.
The laptops are also stronger and have a much longer battery life.

Dude: Hey, I got this new PC and it's really cool! Glad I don't have a shitty Mac, cuz they have no programs.
Chick: Get out of the stone age, Macs have tons of programs and they're more efficient than any fuckin' PC. Get a Macintosh.
Dude: Stupid bitch! -shot-

by boil ur head July 5, 2008

macicide

When somebody who owns a mac realizes they spent $3000 on a shitty computer that will break in 4 hours decides that just like their mac, it's time to take their own life.

Paul: what happened to brandon?

Mike: you didn't hear?

Paul: no what?

Mike: his mac died so he committed macicide

Paul: OMG that's terrible!

Mike: yea but look at the beautiful vase I made outta his mac's screen

Paul: fuck you steve jobs

by peaches87 October 23, 2010

Macinated

When a computer gamer games on a Mac and has a whole bunch of problems.

Mac Gamer: Man my computer keeps freezing every time I launch this game.

PC Gamer: You've been Macinated!

by KingSteve032 January 26, 2012

Macinthot

A hoe for Apple products. A mix of the word Macintosh and Thot (that hoe over there).

You have the new Macbook Pro, iPad, and iPhone ? You're such a macinthot.

by IbraDiallo January 22, 2014