A phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. Common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.
Girlfriend : "Oh my god, what is that?"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"
*a few minutes later*
Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"
*a few minutes later*
Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"
by YeahM8 November 24, 2009
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Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.
by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009
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Something that is unpleasant or unexpected
It is usually a substance, but also may refer to a large object.
It is usually a substance, but also may refer to a large object.
by ProtoCannon December 14, 2006
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He used this amazing line when he was playing G-Mod.
He described a beautifully burned corpse as a "Crispy Muthafucka"
He used this amazing line when he was playing G-Mod.
He described a beautifully burned corpse as a "Crispy Muthafucka"
by Captain Geniuz June 24, 2016
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She can't afford the lifestyle, bills, drugs, partying, school etc,, so she found a guy to take care of her. She gives him what he wants and he gives her what she wants, a mutually beneficial relationship.
by Scalded_Ape October 6, 2018
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Person 1: You said your mixed right?
Person 2: Yeah I’m part British, German, Australian, Scottish, Irish, Swedish...
Person 1: So you’re a white mutt?
Person 2: Yeah I’m part British, German, Australian, Scottish, Irish, Swedish...
Person 1: So you’re a white mutt?
by DylanPaterson November 29, 2019
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