When you go to a cheap, sleazy gas station and proceed to get a fountain soft drink only to find out its been watered down to hell(can be applied to other watered-downed drinks besides "Mountain Dew"
guy 1: Dude those assholes at the corner gas station sold me watered down sprite.
guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
by LimeTiger May 15, 2018
Get the Mountain Jewmug. A wealthy suburb of Birmingham, AL (it is actually technically its own city). It is the wealthiest city in Alabama and consistently ranked as one of the top 15 wealthiest (per family) cities in the nation. Mountain Brook is home to most of Alabama's "elite."
There is one high school (Mountain Brook High School), one junior high school (Mountain Brook Junior High), and four elementary schools (Cherokee Bend, Crestline, Mountain Brook, and Brookwood Forest).
Mountain Brook is known for its lavish lifestyles, Christianity (although there is a thriving Jewish populace in the city), conservatism, worship of Alabama and Auburn football, and its country clubs (Mountain Brook Country Club and Birmingham Country Club to be more specific). Mountain Brook people are pejoratively known as "brookies" by other residents of Birmingham. Famous people from Mountain Brook include Natalee Holloway and Courtney Cox.
Detractors of Mountain Brook are quick to point out it's "close-minded, ivory tower mentality," while its fans praise it for it's "good education, low crime rates, and overall safety."
Mountain Brook stores are organized around 3 "villages:" Crestline Village (where city hall is located), Mountain Brook Village, and English Village. Many Mountain Brook residents also shop at the nearby "Summit," which is not technically located in Mountain Brook.
There is one high school (Mountain Brook High School), one junior high school (Mountain Brook Junior High), and four elementary schools (Cherokee Bend, Crestline, Mountain Brook, and Brookwood Forest).
Mountain Brook is known for its lavish lifestyles, Christianity (although there is a thriving Jewish populace in the city), conservatism, worship of Alabama and Auburn football, and its country clubs (Mountain Brook Country Club and Birmingham Country Club to be more specific). Mountain Brook people are pejoratively known as "brookies" by other residents of Birmingham. Famous people from Mountain Brook include Natalee Holloway and Courtney Cox.
Detractors of Mountain Brook are quick to point out it's "close-minded, ivory tower mentality," while its fans praise it for it's "good education, low crime rates, and overall safety."
Mountain Brook stores are organized around 3 "villages:" Crestline Village (where city hall is located), Mountain Brook Village, and English Village. Many Mountain Brook residents also shop at the nearby "Summit," which is not technically located in Mountain Brook.
Rebecca: Hello, I just moved to Birmingham and I was wondering where I can find good public schools for my children?
Bobby: Mountain Brook has the best public schools by far! If you can afford a house there, I suggest you buy it so that your kids can enjoy this great education. It also would be a very safe neighborhood!
Christina: Oh my gosh look at those 7 Jeans! I wish I could get them!!
Amanda: Silly Christina; we live in Mountain Brook. We CAN get them!!
Bobby: Mountain Brook has the best public schools by far! If you can afford a house there, I suggest you buy it so that your kids can enjoy this great education. It also would be a very safe neighborhood!
Christina: Oh my gosh look at those 7 Jeans! I wish I could get them!!
Amanda: Silly Christina; we live in Mountain Brook. We CAN get them!!
by mtnbrook boy August 19, 2010
Get the Mountain Brookmug. by cheezdribble November 12, 2008
Get the fag mountainmug. "Hey man you tryna smoke later?"
"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"
"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."
"Fine let's go."
"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"
"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."
"Fine let's go."
by dendenkim November 14, 2014
Get the Smokeback Mountainmug. The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.
Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.
by The Romantic Egotist April 30, 2011
Get the Dick Mountainmug. The greatest Sousaphone line on Earth. Appalachian State rings with the sound of the sousaphone section of Appalachian State Marching Band.
by ThundaJon October 21, 2008
Get the Thunder of the Mountainsmug. by Phi Kappa Tau April 28, 2011
Get the Blue Mountainmug.