Milt

Ejaculate from the human male penis.

Milted - Past tense of milt.
Milty - Covered with milt.
Milting - The state of ejaculating.
Miltish - Resembling milt.

Dude, did you see that condom back there? It had milt all in it!

Oh, man...I need a towel. I milted all over myself.

I had a wet dream and now my sheets are all milty.

What the hell do you want?! I'm milting!

Dude, that medicine was sick...it was all miltish!

by Dude November 23, 2003

milt

milt is the thick white liquide that comes out of a fish's penis...also know as sperm or cum

the rainbowtrout has put his milt in your mother's mouth

by donkers99 April 21, 2008

military intelligence

a contradiction in terms. it's a no-brainer.

they went looking for weapons of mass destruction in 2001, that Colin Powell's military intelligence said were there. as a result there are 150k dead civillians, around 12k dead soldiers and 25k wounded, as a direct result of the wars forced on Iraq and Afghanistan. He need have looked no further than any American state.....like Utah or Israel.

by Hedley Clubnobber September 27, 2006

militarize

1)To lay down a military caliber smack down.
2)To beat some one the way the U.S. military would beat a threatening country.

That guy stole my bike. Imma have to militarize on that fool!

by rafiq basaria October 17, 2005

Special Military Operation

For when you're launching the full scale invasion of a country, however are too much of a pussy to call it what it is

Damn, Russia's Special Military Operation is surely going badly this past few weeks!

by Comrade Koup March 24, 2022

Militant vegetarian

Someone who obnoxiously promotes their personal eating habits. Can be compared to religious fundamentalists.

Mad cow? shit...the militant vegetarians will be dancing in the streets.

by anthubc2010_militantvegetarian October 11, 2010

french military victories

HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"

A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"

by Chris Johnson May 27, 2004