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Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
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MEXICO

by sxarliiit May 23, 2023
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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
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Mexico City Mop

When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue
Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”
by Jordan bennet January 8, 2025
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Mexico

A place under the U.S. Synonyms include the land under the U.S. and Mehico
OOh look at Mexico
by dodojodo October 6, 2020
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new mexico

a place where no one lives in
Idiot: hey do you live in new mexico
me: ew
by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022
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canada usa mexico borders

Canada USA Mexico borders - so you know where your at or are going

Washington State borders British Columbia , Montana borders Alberta & Saskatchewan,

North Dakota borders Saskatchewan & Manitoba , Ontario borders Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York.

Quebec borders New York , New Hampshire Vermont & Maine...Maine shares a land border with New Brunswick. It also shares a water border with Nova Scotia.

California (USA) borders Baja California (MEX) , Arizona borders Sonora , New Mexico & Texas borders Chihuahua ,
Texas borders chihuahua , Coahuila, Nuevo Leon & Tamaulipas ...

by the gulf of Mexico
the Mexican states of Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, & Quintana Roo & on the southeast by Cuba. The Mexican coastline on the Gulf is 1,743 miles long. the U.S coastline bordering the Gulf is about 1,700 miles long, not counting inlets & bays. The coastal areas along the Southern U.S. states of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, & Florida, which border the gulf on the north, are occasionally referred to as the "Third Coast" of the United States (in addition to its Atlantic & Pacific coasts), but more often as, "the Gulf Coast"

although not a border Cuba is a 90 mile swim from Florida ....
Canada USA Mexico borders

Canada = British Columbia ,Saskatchewan , Manitoba Alberta,, Ontario ,Quebec ,New Brunswick, Nova Scotia

USA = Washington state ,Montana ,Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, Vermont, Maine, California (USA) , Arizona,
New Mexico , Texas, Louisiana , Mississippi, Alabama, Florida

Mexico = Baja California (MEX) , Sonora , Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo Leon , Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco,
Campeche , Yucatan & Quintana Roo

The Pittsburg–Chartierville Border Crossing is the only crossing on the Canada–United States border in the state of New Hampshire

The Canadian provinces of British Columbia and Yukon border Alaska.
by Blu_leef January 29, 2025
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