chance the lump

a greek god who resides at the back of the bus and swallows any bad followers

"chance the lump ate jacob today, i poopy"

by krisormiss September 17, 2022

jumbo lump

A huge ass boner!

Charles has a jumbo lump in his pants!

by Carrlie. June 04, 2017

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy November 22, 2015

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 08, 2021

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 27, 2021

Pussy lump

An old saying for a welt in the vaginal area.

When my Mother used a cold wet washcloth to clean her face and stop the bleeding, a large pussy lump containing a pencil eraser came out.

by Mcp523 March 12, 2022

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

by myhumpmyhumpmuhump March 31, 2017