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Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.
On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!
by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021
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lobster style

It means to smash. I’m either a sexual or non-sexual way
Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
by Al Val April 10, 2021
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Lobster Roll

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.
I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.
by websters-dick-ionary October 1, 2021
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Lobster hickey

A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021
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Lobster

An actual female alpha with massive anger issues who constantly insults the people they love. They have the best taste in music and visual media (e.g. anime or movies like LotR) and are addicted to sushi and cup noodles. Some of their talents include raging for hours about everything and everyone who slightly pisses them off, holding grudges for decades and writing lit diss track rap lyrics.

If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.

Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
My friend is raging at a video game even though she promised to be neutral. She is definitely a lobster.
by the useless hoes April 30, 2022
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Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?
Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!
by cocknockers January 24, 2009
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Dead Lobster

A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.

A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
Man, that bitch was a dead lobster!
by robstercraw January 15, 2010
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