Liberal propaganda is the use of distorted media coverage, half truths, deceit, denial, and other means to promote certain ideas and beliefs. These philosophies may be related to or associated with politics, however Internet-culture loosely uses it as a synonym for fake news.
"Insert Idea here Is liberal propaganda! I will not stand for such dishonesty!"
"The local radio station was broadcastng liberal propaganda."
"The local radio station was broadcastng liberal propaganda."
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I was home alone and incredibly horny. All I wanted was to be fucked, and hard. I tightened and relaxed my pussy lips… longing for a big hard cock to fill me up but my boyfriend was out playing basketball with his friends and I couldn’t get my mind off of cock. I decided to do something that I hadn’t done for a while: masturbate the fuck out of my swollen clit. Oh god, I remember the days of getting all sexy and fucking myself into a trembling orgasm. I knew that nobody would be home for a while so I stripped down into my lacy thong and leather corset.
I found a wooden spoon in the kitchen and thought that I would do something that I had never done before. I was home alone and horny as fuck, so my pussy started to feel tight at just the thought of what I could do with the spoon. I layed down on my back in the middle of the living room’s soft white carpet and slowly slipped of my panties. My legs got Goosebumps as the soft lace kissed my skin. I grabbed the wooden spoon and slapped it into my right tit until it began to tingle. Fuck yeah! It felt so good. Then I slapped the spoon into my left titty. My nipples pulsed and were hard enough to see through my leather corset.
By now my pussy was wet. I spread my legs wide apart and then began tapping my clit with the spoon. My pussy juice was getting absorbed into the wood. I took the spoon and licked off all of the liquid that I could taste and went back for more. Harder, Harder, HARDER!! My body thrusted up and down, but I wasn’t ready to climax yet, this was going to be the best orgasm of my life.
I laid still and took a breath. I set the spoon down and brought my index finger to my fuck button to really get things started. Just then I heard breathing. I looked behind me and saw my boyfriend standing in awe watching my display. I was embarrassed and asked him how much he had seen. He replied, “Enough, and it seems to me that you were a very naughty girl while I was out.”
I smiled and looked down his sweaty muscular body and saw his beautiful, big, boner under his soft basketball shorts. He picked up the wooden spoon and said, “you know you are going to have to pay for this.” My pussy throbbed and my heart raced with excitement. All I was thinking was Fuck me, FUCK ME, RAM MY PUSSY! But I didn’t say anything. He took the wooden spoon and told me to get on all fours. So I did. He knelt down behind me and began spanking my ass with the spoon. He had never done this to me and my ass hole tingled. It had never been penetrated before and I was really hoping that he would. I breathed heavily and moaned with every smack. Then he started actually smacking the spoon on my ass hole. Fuck yeah! I wanted more, I was ready to come! I started bringing my finger to my clit but he slapped my clit before I got there and said, “not yet.”
He resumed slapping my asshole and I screamed, “more! Give it to me baby, fuck yeah, you know what I want! Go into my virgin asshole!” then he took the handle of the wooden spoon and twisted it lightly on my asshole. It tormented me and made me want more.
He put the spoon on the ground next to me and licked his index finger. Then he tickled my asshole and stroked it in soft quick circles. He said, “mmmm, I like your ass, I’ve always wanted to fuck your ass, it’s so tight and small. It’s never been touched before. I want to fuck it so hard. Can I fuck your tiny virgin hole?”
He leaned his face into my ass and started flicking the hole with his tongue. It felt so good. All I could think was OH FUCK ME NOW! Then he stood up and said, “I’m going to need some lube if I want to get into that tiny thing, but we don’t have any.”
I was really upset because I wanted to get ass fucked so hard and I couldn’t wait another night. He stopped fooling around with my ass and I was puzzled why he wouldn’t at least fuck my dripping, swollen pussy. Then I feel it. He started taking a long hot piss on my ass. FUCK YES! I screamed. I could feel the long hot piss run along my ass crack and reach my pussy. He quickly resumed position and pried my ass cheeks apart. Then he slid his thick, hard cock into my hole. Then he placed his 2 hands on my clit and pushed down and rubbed it hard while pounding my ass into a climax. I screamed, YES, YES! FUCK ME HARDER! OH GOD! I CAN’T TAKE IT! YES! OH…. OH… OH…! FUCK YEAH! Then he shot his cum into my ass and I fell down in exhaustion. I couldn’t even move for a few minutes because my pussy was pulsing so hard. Eventually I stood up and started to walk into the bathroom to take a shower, when I see all 4 of my boyfriend’s basketball buddies that were as hard as rocks and had seen the whole thing.
I was embarrassed but aroused and I looked at them and said, maybe next time, you guys can play too. Now I have a regular fuck schedule and every time is good.
I was home alone and incredibly horny. All I wanted was to be fucked, and hard. I tightened and relaxed my pussy lips… longing for a big hard cock to fill me up but my boyfriend was out playing basketball with his friends and I couldn’t get my mind off of cock. I decided to do something that I hadn’t done for a while: masturbate the fuck out of my swollen clit. Oh god, I remember the days of getting all sexy and fucking myself into a trembling orgasm. I knew that nobody would be home for a while so I stripped down into my lacy thong and leather corset.
I found a wooden spoon in the kitchen and thought that I would do something that I had never done before. I was home alone and horny as fuck, so my pussy started to feel tight at just the thought of what I could do with the spoon. I layed down on my back in the middle of the living room’s soft white carpet and slowly slipped of my panties. My legs got Goosebumps as the soft lace kissed my skin. I grabbed the wooden spoon and slapped it into my right tit until it began to tingle. Fuck yeah! It felt so good. Then I slapped the spoon into my left titty. My nipples pulsed and were hard enough to see through my leather corset.
By now my pussy was wet. I spread my legs wide apart and then began tapping my clit with the spoon. My pussy juice was getting absorbed into the wood. I took the spoon and licked off all of the liquid that I could taste and went back for more. Harder, Harder, HARDER!! My body thrusted up and down, but I wasn’t ready to climax yet, this was going to be the best orgasm of my life.
I laid still and took a breath. I set the spoon down and brought my index finger to my fuck button to really get things started. Just then I heard breathing. I looked behind me and saw my boyfriend standing in awe watching my display. I was embarrassed and asked him how much he had seen. He replied, “Enough, and it seems to me that you were a very naughty girl while I was out.”
I smiled and looked down his sweaty muscular body and saw his beautiful, big, boner under his soft basketball shorts. He picked up the wooden spoon and said, “you know you are going to have to pay for this.” My pussy throbbed and my heart raced with excitement. All I was thinking was Fuck me, FUCK ME, RAM MY PUSSY! But I didn’t say anything. He took the wooden spoon and told me to get on all fours. So I did. He knelt down behind me and began spanking my ass with the spoon. He had never done this to me and my ass hole tingled. It had never been penetrated before and I was really hoping that he would. I breathed heavily and moaned with every smack. Then he started actually smacking the spoon on my ass hole. Fuck yeah! I wanted more, I was ready to come! I started bringing my finger to my clit but he slapped my clit before I got there and said, “not yet.”
He resumed slapping my asshole and I screamed, “more! Give it to me baby, fuck yeah, you know what I want! Go into my virgin asshole!” then he took the handle of the wooden spoon and twisted it lightly on my asshole. It tormented me and made me want more.
He put the spoon on the ground next to me and licked his index finger. Then he tickled my asshole and stroked it in soft quick circles. He said, “mmmm, I like your ass, I’ve always wanted to fuck your ass, it’s so tight and small. It’s never been touched before. I want to fuck it so hard. Can I fuck your tiny virgin hole?”
He leaned his face into my ass and started flicking the hole with his tongue. It felt so good. All I could think was OH FUCK ME NOW! Then he stood up and said, “I’m going to need some lube if I want to get into that tiny thing, but we don’t have any.”
I was really upset because I wanted to get ass fucked so hard and I couldn’t wait another night. He stopped fooling around with my ass and I was puzzled why he wouldn’t at least fuck my dripping, swollen pussy. Then I feel it. He started taking a long hot piss on my ass. FUCK YES! I screamed. I could feel the long hot piss run along my ass crack and reach my pussy. He quickly resumed position and pried my ass cheeks apart. Then he slid his thick, hard cock into my hole. Then he placed his 2 hands on my clit and pushed down and rubbed it hard while pounding my ass into a climax. I screamed, YES, YES! FUCK ME HARDER! OH GOD! I CAN’T TAKE IT! YES! OH…. OH… OH…! FUCK YEAH! Then he shot his cum into my ass and I fell down in exhaustion. I couldn’t even move for a few minutes because my pussy was pulsing so hard. Eventually I stood up and started to walk into the bathroom to take a shower, when I see all 4 of my boyfriend’s basketball buddies that were as hard as rocks and had seen the whole thing.
I was embarrassed but aroused and I looked at them and said, maybe next time, you guys can play too. Now I have a regular fuck schedule and every time is good.
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by T. Barr June 30, 2008
Get the Liberace mug.1. A foreign word translated as "Give me some fucking cola before I rip off your fucking lips."
Origin- French.
2. A shitload of cola-flavored beverage, whose succulent aura induces cup-throwing and uncontrollable outbursts from men named Rodney.
Origin- French.
2. A shitload of cola-flavored beverage, whose succulent aura induces cup-throwing and uncontrollable outbursts from men named Rodney.
"Do we make Litercola? "
"Just order a large, Farva."
"I don't want a large Farva, i want a goddamn litercola."
"Just order a large, Farva."
"I don't want a large Farva, i want a goddamn litercola."
by Dr. Russell Thomas Trombone January 28, 2005
Get the Litercola mug.When a "liberal" or progressive has no reasonable comeback so they resort to yelling out buzzwords like racism, sexism, islamophobia, xenophobia, Nazi, alt-right, misogynist, MRA, bigot, rape culture, fuck boy, transphobia, patriarchy, white privilige, male privilige, Hitler, etc. This way, they don't have to actually defend their stances and the ignorant public, along with the bias media believe the buzzwords to be true.
We tried to have a fair and balanced debate in class, but Maria had liberal tourette syndrome and kept calling everyone racist nazis.
by spootyhead January 26, 2017
Get the Liberal Tourette Syndrome mug.An ongoing far-left lecture by a mindless professor or teacher that cannot be objected to by a student for fear of receiving a bad grade. Lectures are generally spurred by a distraction and can last up to or over one hour. Almost always full of lies. NOTE: Rants would be appropriate if both sides of the argument were shown.
Teacher: So that is why this war and recession is all Bush's fault and he should have never declared war and spent so much money.
Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.
(Two Hours Later)
Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.
Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.
Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.
(Two Hours Later)
Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.
Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.
by Tommie Salami November 1, 2010
Get the liberal rant mug.A saying used by liberals to accentuate the point that Jesus would probably not be a supporter of blood-thirsty killing, genocide, ethnic cleansing, or basic un-Godliness like war and the murdering of civilians.
Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.
Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".
Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.
Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".
"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"
"No, I guess not."
"No, I guess not."
by Reasoner August 27, 2006
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