do you listen to girl in red?

modern way of asking if someone's a friend of Dorothy (gay)

girl#1: hey do you listen to girl in red? *preparing to simp*
basic white bitch girl#2: taylor swift???
girl#1: smh *potential simp mode dropped*

by urgaymwahmwah October 18, 2020

January 22 national listen to music day

Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings

1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!

2:And?

1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!

by Mind less to insane January 21, 2021

Fake couch lifter

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

kilt lifter

An attractive woman. Scottsmen famously don't wear anything under the kilt, so an erection would cause the kilt to lift.

She's a real kilt lifter.

by Fleet Pete April 22, 2008

jhon mo lester

jhon mo lester a pedo ,named lester, that only molests kids named jhon. not to be confused with jon mo'lester the red socks pitcher.

the town of springfield will have a "jhon mo lester" search on all men named lester, after multiple claims of molestation victoms named jhon.

by LAWLDY MAN June 26, 2008

active listening

A way of showing that one is listening to a person who is talking to them by rewording what the other person just said and repeating it back to them. This is supposed to validate the person you are listening to and rephrasing, according to some schools of thought in psychology.

Patient to therapist: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is going well.
Therapist: Nothing seems to be going well.
Patient: I feel like killing myself.
Therapist: You're thinking of killing yourself.
Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW.
Therapist: You want to do it now.
Patient: *Jumps out window.*
Therapist: Woosh. Splat.

by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005

Lester Bangs

Lester was born in 1948 and passed away in 1982. Lester Bangs was a well known, highly respected rock critic. He was also an author, part-time rock singer and generally a very talented writer. The way I see it, its fair to say he was the Jack Kerouac of rock literature. As a journalist, he had a reputation for being honest and passionate.

1. Lester's rock idol was Lou Reed, but Lester wasnt afraid to tell Lou to go jump in the lake.

2. Lester Bangs never kissed rock star ass.

3. Lester Bangs got fired from Rolling Stone Magazine for having enough respect for his readers to be brutally honest.

by I hate Jann Wenner! May 19, 2005