leaving jesusland

a kick ass song made by NOFX a amazing punk rock band!!

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life canned and bland in the fatherland leaving jesusland

by LYO45 April 25, 2009

leaning

When you are leaned forwards playing a video-game, improving your gaming capabilities.

Enemy 1: Dude we're getting fucked by that enemy Jett
Enemy 2: Yeah dude, he's leaning really hard right now

by Repikz September 19, 2020

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

leafing

The act of exploring away from the social norm. Ie, a guy watching Sex and the City, and a girl actually enjoying porn. etc,.

(20:37:35) Johnathan: well
(20:37:54) Johnathan: im gonna go buy some erotica books... just to understand the 'female' viewpoint
(20:38:01) Johnathan: oh
(20:38:07) Johnathan: i dont maean like playboy
(20:38:13) Johnathan: i mean, like sleezy smut books
(20:38:21) Johnathan: with story lines and plots
(20:38:25) Johnathan: and characters
(20:39:02) Jennifer: does that mean ur leafing?

by Longbow May 13, 2005

Leaving Neverland

To have someone stare at a picture of Peter Pan on a wall while you sneak up behind them and tongue punch their anus.

I gave Todd the leaving neverland the other day. He didn’t even see it coming.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

leaving will

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.

CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008