llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

Obama llama

The alpha male of the llama pack.

OBAMA!! CHANGE!!

The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights of the females.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 27, 2009

llama boob

llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )

llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.

by rita the llama girl January 10, 2009

purple llama

A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.

Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!

by TheTruthSpeaker01 January 3, 2013

baby llama

a highly attractive female

I want to score with that fine baby llama.

by Eric Holden September 8, 2008

llama style

This involves 15 female llamas 1 male llama and a jar of peanut butter. First the male llama gets seated on a soft chair or lazyboy. 5 Fenale llama's well, do you really wana know cause you just may throw up in your mouth and Jason Hall is gay. Nah im just jk'ing and but sam ha im still not gonna tell you

llama style is gross

by Gordon the llama112 May 21, 2009

llama

If you are from Mattituck High School.. and were in 9th grade Mr.Henke's 8th pd. lab class and also all over the school you know this refers to a twinkie *cough* :

Oh my god. His llama is going to hit me in the face!

by mhscookie April 4, 2009