Skip to main content

Farmers league 

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
Farmers league mug front
Get the Farmers league mug.
See more merch

hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .
Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.
Related Words
Leah Lean league of legends leaf leanne leafy Leanna leandro leafyishere leak
Anything that is overtly oversized and sloth like.
Check out that leamoss eating two pizzas at once.
leamoss by filkro. January 19, 2010

League of Legends

League of Legends is a method of birth control.

Leatherbag

1. (n) The lower portion of the male reproductive organ, often used in procreation; occasionally used to recreationally burnish another individual's face.

2. (v) A professional wrestling move involving the use of the scrotal area as an offensive weapon; often from great attitude, targeting an individual's face.
1. Hey Jimmy! Run that leatherbag that over that 120 grit sandpaper!

2. "OH MY GOD! He's going to the top rope!" "That's right Jimmy! He's gonna leatherbag 'em!"
Leatherbag by stilllife86 February 28, 2019

Serbian Leaf 

the action of shoving a marijuana leaf up your partners asshole and fucking them for 15 minutes to get the leaf far up into their ass and then they shit it out and the person who put it in their ass has to smoke it
Guy 1: yo I did the Serbian leaf with my partner last week
Guy 2: how was it
Guy 1: it was amazing
Serbian Leaf by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Leatherfaced 

The action of a person that prevents you from getting

off the hook.
Man,I had to totally pay her back.She leatherfaced me!!!
She wasn’t having it.