keefers

To hit an almost impossible, seemingly random, showstopper shot that devastates, destroys, demolishes, and demoralizes the opposition.

I keefers'd that chump kid in banana.

by holl@holl@ June 20, 2008

Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018

keefe

a homosexual beaver man

I wish i was a keefe.

by john carpentar November 6, 2003

Book Keepers Cock Sucker

A Fags Fag. Generally used as an Insult.

That guy is such a show off. Hes a regular Book Keepers Cock Sucker

by KILLKEV August 8, 2005

keifer

a young boy who you made out with once or twice then he turns into your stalker that you can seem to get rid of no matter how hard you try

sue: do you remember the guy from the party?
meg:the one you made out with?
sue; yeah well he keeps texting me
meg; gosh hes such a keifer!

by funfun123 February 13, 2010

Keeper

Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself

Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?

Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!

Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"

by Monkey_Bwoy October 23, 2014

Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

by pseudotramp December 31, 2013