Keaten

He’s ugly dirty rat , he cheats on every girl

he doesn’t not deserve a girlfriend he deserves nothing the ugly slag , also has a very huge nose and a small cock

Keatens a fucking manslag, he deserves no girl and no friends !

by Sarah bollish December 31, 2019

sam kastor

a guy that is sometimes can be the nicest person eva and then there complete dicks!!!! and if you see one call them a guy homo who is a fucked up in the head cause they should not talk to there girlfriends ..... Fuck you sam kastor LMFAO

sam kastor is the biggest dick ever

by M, dog January 13, 2011

keaster creeper

gay termonlogy for someone creeping around anothers ass or keaster

DUDE!!QUIT BEING A KEASTER CREEPER!!!!


man that guy over there is a total keaster creeper

by tbaginz01 February 11, 2009

keastun

A young man who gets no ho.es and like BBC up is buthole

Keastun

by Keastun May 25, 2017

The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.

“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”

by MrBlight June 3, 2025

Kasterization

Process of belittling people and squeeze water on a person who knows the future

Me: Alex just squeezed water on my pants!
You: Oh snap! You just got kasterized!
Me: I know dude! Kasterization sucks

by Leonardo Leonardo January 23, 2013

Keat

To throw up on someone while they're giving you oral sex.

BJ:"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Josh:"Not too good I keated all over her."

by Groovy turtles October 10, 2014