keaster

put in your ass to hide or hold...
where do you stash your dope when your driving? i keaster it...
by mrfnk November 21, 2009
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keaster

he got shot right in the keaster
by mitchell keast May 30, 2005
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keastered

I keastered my dope wile in the pen.
by jonnysocko March 07, 2011
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keastering

She enjoyed the keastering that occurred last night.
by lil homie mass March 17, 2017
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Keaster

An African version of the national holiday Easter. Usually involves a ritual with 3 or more participants to commence.
Hey Ezekiel ready for Keaster!?
by bbianco11 May 19, 2018
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keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.
He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.
by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015
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The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
by MrBlight June 03, 2025
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