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Karen

A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.
Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*

Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!

Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*
by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022
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Karen

Most of the time a middle aged woman who does not understand basic rules or guidelines. Their main thing is to ask for the manager.
A Karen walked into my store and refused to wear a mask in the middle of a pandemic! i asked her to leave and she refused threatening to sue us.
by hey!its me March 15, 2021
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Karen

a fucking dumbass that cant take a fucking joke so she calls the cops for no fucking reason and cancels random people because why not
yo is that a fucking karen? Yes it is
by hamoodhabibi October 27, 2020
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Karen

The human version of the rare plague rat, these people are often observed as blonde, white, and female. Even during a worldwide pandemic, they refuse to wear a mask, which is how we can tell that they are closely related to the plague rat. They are commonly found in a store,(a Walmart is where you'll find them most) arguing with a more reasonable employee. They attack their prey not by killing them, like most animals, but potentially giving them a deadly virus by not practicing social distancing, not wearing a mask as previously said, and by aggressively demanding to speak with the employee's manager. Also note that their transportation is usually a Honda.
Employee: I'm very sorry ma'am but you are required to wear a mask, it's the law!
Karen: It's my right not to!
Employee: Ma'am I'm trying to be reasonable but you're making it diffi--
Karen: Don't you dare talk to me like that! I would like to see the manager!
by Sheepling24 August 16, 2020
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Karen

Cashier: Sorry, you cant return that.
My mom: Can I speak to the manager?!!!
Cashier: *mumbles Karen*
My mom: (About to throw hands)
by LEXAS_H0E March 5, 2021
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karen

karen fuck off
by aggin July 13, 2022
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Karen

Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
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