ZekketheBro's definitions

Baba Vanga

Baba Vanga (January 31, 1911 - August 11, 1996) also known as Grandmother Vanga, was a mystic who predicted 9/11, Brexit, the rise of ISIS, and even predicted that the 44th president, Barack Obama would be an African-American president of the United States. When she was a child, she was lost by a tornado which lifted her in the air and threw her in a nearby field. Because of that, she could have the ability to see the future. Baba Vanga died in 1996 due to breast cancer.

Guy: Hey dude, do you know Baba Vanga?
Another Guy: Yeah! If she was still alive I would ask her how I would die.
Guy: Me too!

by ZekketheBro December 31, 2018

comically large

Something that is so large, unrealistically larger than their regular version, that it's hilarious

Comically large spoon

by ZekketheBro October 27, 2023

Fortnite

cancer

Fortnite is cancer.

by ZekketheBro January 5, 2019

Karen

The woman who speaks to your manager and always takes the fucking kids of every divorce she does

Karen! Why did you take the fucking kids!?

by ZekketheBro December 30, 2018

nearby

close at hand; not far away.

He slung his jacket over a nearby chair.

by ZekketheBro December 31, 2018