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janith

"i have decided to rename this country/my children/my dog/everything i own 'janith'"
by erm December 22, 2004
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nigger joint

A joint that is so tiny that it barely has any weed in it at all, and therefore, is considered a nigger joint.
I caught my mom rolling some nigger joints for her friends. She rolled the nigger joints very small, so that everyone could have some.
by I'm White September 5, 2008
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Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.
When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...
by TheTyrant December 5, 2011
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Jonathan

he is a sweet, dorky, cute boy that has dumb boy logic. he is very good with direction and he’s freakin tall. he treats all girls with the most respect and is NOT a simp. he does not have any problem with saying what he thinks is right and cares for everyone. he is overly confident but still very humble about himself even though. who is also a meanie weanie but still one of the sweetest guys of all time.
girl: omfg jonathan is literally the most wholesome and cutest boy ever.

girl: I LOVE THAT SM
by chanie94 June 8, 2020
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two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed
Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.
by frogpubes October 4, 2013
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Janitor

I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.
by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014
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Jonathan

A young king that gets all the ladies. All them fine girls wanna get with him and claim to be his baby momma. But the kid is not his son , he too busy ballin and kingin
Jonathan is the flyest in the city ima have his kids.
by Perro perrix August 23, 2016
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