Hebrew Jebrew

Jewish nonsense

Put my money in the bank? No way am I trusting that Hebrew Jebrew stuff!

by Lazy Ass Demon January 1, 2019

jobbed

To get or receive a blow job. Past tense. Verb.

Etymology - comes from the slang term ' blow job '

Synonym: 'Getting head', 'Geting your dick sucked'

Pa: I want to get a better job, so my dick can get jobbed more often.

by shwmeyrpprs September 25, 2010

jobsecuring

The act of securing your job by writing code that only the writer can read.

I looked at this code for 10 seconds and new immediately, Jason's been jobsecuring again!

by Word Guy March 17, 2005

joberly

Something or someone that is awesome and is loved by everyone.

See keeper of the awesome

"Wow, he's so joberly. Everyone on the board loves him!"

by Kaineyface September 15, 2008

jobbed

A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.

1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.

by zenofile April 8, 2009

jobber

one that jobs (see to job)

Man, Doug Whitman is a huge jobber

by BMG December 17, 2002

Jobroni

A put down specifically aimed at the fanbase of the Jonas Brothers, whose fans have nicknamed the trio as Jobro. A portmanteau of Jobro and jabroni, a derogatory catchphrase coined by WWF Superstar, The Rock.

Fangirl: "OMG teh Jonas Brothers r like teh gr8test band EVA!! <3 <3 <3 JoBro 4 life!"

Real Rock N' Roll Fan: "Look at this jobroni."

by Rated-R Rockstar October 1, 2008