Flibberty Jibbits

The highest form of swearing imaginable. Every curse word you want to yell in a horrible situation.;
Claude is homosexual.

Flibberty Jibbits! I stubbed my toe!

Flibberty Jibbits!

by Scribbie February 14, 2009

Jobby

When your job is so much fun that it feels less like work and more like a hobby.

Sometimes I feel guilty getting paid this obscene amount for my jobby. It's so much fun that I'd probably do it for free.

by Michael Stupidiotic3 June 11, 2009

poo jabbing

poo jabbing refers to the act of anal sex
sticking a penis up an asshole

i enjoy poo jabbing
he poo jabbed me
we poo jabbed each other

by sweet kitty September 8, 2006

Jobby

A smelly,browny-greeny mixture of food that slops out of your anus and leaves your stomach feeling fresh.

oh that jobby wiz fuckin guid...noo ma belly feels empty.

by Boab December 2, 2003

jobbie whacked

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010

jobber

somebody who makes somebody else look good in front of other people

james is being a real jobber how many times does he job to me

by craggle69 November 21, 2009

Jobber

Someone who talks about someone or something like they know all about it, but in reality they're either really new to it, or they want to make themselves look like a badass because the people they're talking to are clueless on the situation.

Brandon: "Meagan told me she was head walking and stage diving for that band the other night man!"

John: "Bullshit, that bitch is such a Jobber."

by DontJobOnMe December 30, 2011