jazzy jeff

(verb) To throw someone out.
In reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes when Will Smith's friend Jazzy Jeff would be physically hurled from the mansion house.

Those guys look like trouble. Do you want me to jazzy jeff them?

by m...... November 10, 2008

jizz pistol

Slang word to define the male "penis".

Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.

by Soused February 28, 2007

Public Jizz

Sperm which is realised in a public place.

E.g sperm in a changing room, can be referred to public Jizz

by dhadda February 25, 2009

jazzy jeff

the act of being unceremoniously tossed out of a bar/nightclub by bouncers in the technique employed by Phillip Banks when Will's friend Jazz wanted to stay for dinner.

"As soon as Ben showed his dick to the girl at the bar he got Jazzy-Jeffed by that bouncer with the squint"

by Eggnog February 10, 2005

Jizz Gizzard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.

That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.

by Nilknarf Den February 2, 2006

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003