Jewsday

The unofficial sabbath where members of the Jewish climbing community go to the hanger on the sly being stingy with the invites.

Dave : Has jewbag joe gone climbing?

Kane : Of course he has is Jewsday after all!

by Jewsdaysjoe January 7, 2019

I'm from Jewsy

A term used by ripped orange douchebags fornicators that means they are from New Jersey.

When New Jersey was mentioned, Ronnie mentioned he was from Jersy. "I'm from Jewsy"

by Papi grande July 1, 2011

Jewslap

Noun/adjective. A very awkward and angry open handed assault perpetrated by a Jewish person on a non Jewish person for no good reason. May also be perpetrated on another Jewish person, but there's usually a good reason for that type of assault.

When prematurely waking a Jew, prepare for a Jewslap.

What posessed that guy to Jewslap that other guy? That was odd.

by Sebastian Slick August 30, 2010

Jewsday

Tuesday when everyone with Optimum Rewards goes to the movies because its free.

Person 1: You wanna go to the movies saturday?
Person 2: Nah, im going today its Jewsday.

by anthony singleton February 24, 2009

Jewshi

Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.

Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Jewssian

A Russian Jew. Someone who will bust out speaking Russian to their parents on the phone with no prior notification,this individual must also take Jewish jokes personally yet have a good hearted laugh in the end.

jewskiiijewssian

by salfdhd March 12, 2010

jewstain

jewstain: is when a nearby jew, stains on you! or when having sex wid a jew they leave a stain aka jewstain.

hey Bob is that a jewstain on your pants?!

by sheef sandwich August 23, 2009