jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

jew burner

any german

hey fritz,its your round,you fucking jew burner..

by aussie poet August 13, 2010

jew gold

Jew gold is the term for the little bags of gold that Hebrew and Shebrew people wear around their necks. They also have a little bag of fake gold around their necks to distract people from the real gold.

Give me your jew gold.

by JTFROMNL September 18, 2008

Jew Juice

The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours

Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.

by Esquimalt.420 October 22, 2010

jew toss

the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.

dude, rachel just got jew tossed; it was so funny her grandpa chocked on a matzah ball!

by shmoo00 May 16, 2010

Jew hut

A place Where Jews get together to talk about the Holocaust and money

A mohel Gave me an STD During my circumcision. In the Jew Hut

by LL Jew J February 8, 2020

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012