Booth Jew

A person who sits alone in a booth, monopolizing that booth and keeping larger groups from using it.

That fat, ugly girl over there is such a booth jew because she damn-well knows noone is going to want to sit with her. There goes four perfectly good seats.

by TST-3M January 14, 2010

Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009

Mountain Jew

a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.

after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!

by porprock May 16, 2007

Jew fro

a jewish man (or woman) that has very curly hair, resembeling an afro. widely known from being mentioned on the popular tv show "The OC".

Summer: My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern!
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew fro benefits from this climate.

by JHP<3 October 8, 2005

jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

jew burner

any german

hey fritz,its your round,you fucking jew burner..

by aussie poet August 13, 2010

jew gold

Jew gold is the term for the little bags of gold that Hebrew and Shebrew people wear around their necks. They also have a little bag of fake gold around their necks to distract people from the real gold.

Give me your jew gold.

by JTFROMNL September 18, 2008