jelly fucker

Men or women that only like to fuck obese people

Man 1: Did you see the size of that bird simo took home last night, she was huge
Man 2: that's cause he's a jelly fucker

by snapper84 July 6, 2014

Uppercunternutter with Jelly

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.

Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up

by Susie_Qsie November 18, 2018

Blood Jelly

The jelly like substance that is shed with menstrual blood during a woman's time of the month. Also known as uterine lining.

Lauren had a large amount of blood jelly on her toilet paper when she wiped, because she's on her period.

by The Lesmeister February 21, 2011

Jelly Belly

A fat man with no muscle, and only jelly.

The old man had a Jelly Belly :D

by Mary_Moo (: November 10, 2009

jelly fucking

When you have sex with a very fat lady.

"I wont ever let anyone know I have a fetish for jelly fucking"

by Megan--] July 22, 2006

jelly bracelets

A thin plastic bracelet. Being as old as i am i can't bellieve that there are new hiddend meanings o something i have been wearing since the 80's. i am a teacher and as i was driving down the street the other i had a young man honk at me and ask if he could snap my red bracelet. i had no idea what he was talking about and when i found out i got really offended. i am really not sure who started this hidden meaning thing but to all of you little children who are sexually frusterated and hate your dull boring lives invent your own style, find your own hidden meanings in things you create and leave my culture and age group out of it. Get a life.

I wear about 50 jellies every day in color that are important to me. My friends and i trade jellies as signs of our friendship.

by Penny Lane December 18, 2003

Jam & Jelly

Used to describe two sisters or two friends, one of which is a discreet lay, the other an easy one.

Do you know the difference between Jam & Jelly? You ever try to jelly your dick in someone's ass?

by rufnqaz July 28, 2016