jede

To hurt someone by breaking a bone.

Jon smacked that fool in the head, jede his face.

by Jonathan Ede February 5, 2007

jacket judgement

The task of deciding whether or not one should wear a jacket on a given day. Good jacket judgement requires understanding of the humidex.

My jacket judgement is way off; this is a hoodie AND hat day.

by Maitreya06 October 14, 2007

Judge

Celebrationg too much after scoring a goal on a computer game.

Look at Dean, hes doing a Judge!

by Flembod March 31, 2009

gears of war judgement

Gears of war judgement is a sequil to gears of war 3. Multyplayer is badass,the story is epic,the. Graphics are butiful and nothing more can be said. I'm not doing this game any favors talking about it. You just have to play it your self.

Cod player: OMFG Gow IS SO GAY! Cod is so better!

Me: In god you can chansaw people shoot gondolas and play as an locust that can dig under ground and rip you to shreads. BITCH!

(Gears of war judgement)

by hardebetter1 November 9, 2013

judgestastic

Being judgemental on such a high level, that calling it judgemental just doesn't cut it, but with a positive spin

He's just so judgemental, he's judgestastic!

by CtrlAltZero November 14, 2009

judgeware

When a piece of software or hardware becomes locked, inaccessible, or destroyed due to no fault of your own.

Based on the case of Rocky Mountain Bank vs. Google, and the decision made by the presiding judge.

Friend: "Dude, what happened to your Gmail? I couldn't send you today's lecture notes."

Me: "Some idiot sent me something they weren't suppose to, and it's judgeware now."

by retpro-> September 30, 2009

Judgementationalism

Developing an opinion about someone based on their actions.

Just because I like Savage Garden doesn't give you the right to judge me. That is judgementationalism!

by P-Diddy-Dog November 27, 2010