Jazz bag

Your Grandpa and Grandma used this word instead of condom.

Hey Martha; do you want me to use a jazz bag or just pull out?

by wetmikel June 1, 2007

jizzy jazz

Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere

“Did you hear what Drake just dropped? That shit is some jizzy jazz!”

by Musicmajor69 November 11, 2018

jazz bass

Fender Jazz bass
The Fender jazz bass in my opinion is the most classic and reliable bass. Composed of two jazz pickups along with two volume knobs and a master tone, you can virtually take it and make any sound out of it. Great for classic rock through bigger amps.

"What kind of bass does samuel play?" "Oh! He plays a Fender jazz Bass."

by d_gvf January 15, 2014

crash jazz

a variety of jazz, known by the beginning, which is heavy paced and aggressive, usually started by the drums.

Charlie Parker's Celebrity intro is class crash jazz

by JanezJ January 17, 2009

jazz wanker

A person who wanks to the sound of slow jazz music.

Dude you want to go to that one club?

Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?

Yeah that one

COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on

by I dominate your mom April 15, 2014

acid jazz

a type of jazz music that hits hard when tripping balls (when using psychedelics: specifically acid).

I was tripping balls on acid jazz, having a great fucking time cunt

by youngslut420 October 22, 2019

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023