Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it. Like a sundae, with whipped cream!
by Solid Stryfe November 14, 2004

You can suck my watoozle cherry
I banged her watoozle cherry so hard last night she was climbing up the wall
I banged her watoozle cherry so hard last night she was climbing up the wall
by zeldafan678 September 1, 2009

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.
by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.
by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

by Lysol can man October 9, 2008

by escentz February 25, 2009
