issUe

a rift between friends, usually involving a question of whether in fact there even is an issUe. This has 2 simple ways of confirming or denying, sUm or nUn respectively.

fUngus: Do we have an issUe here brUce?
brUce: nUn.

by Gavinski August 6, 2010

Mommy issues

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.

Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.

by CockThroater September 11, 2016

Mommy Issues

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.

That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues

by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018

issue wise

When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.

Feening for their drug of choice.

Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".

Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".

by BayBayBay March 27, 2009

issuzizationz

Issues - problems
Issuzizationz - Serious issues (problems)

Person #1: I'm so hungry I could resort to canibalism.

Person #2: You have issuzizationz

by PD7 December 9, 2008

Issues

A heavy metal band

Issues is one of my fav band

by Brendon urie fan June 15, 2017

issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

by gettingignorant June 20, 2021