HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

nutty ink

the act off drawing on a glass window with your sweaty nutsack

i was mowing the lawn and i accdenly saw my neigbor doing nutty ink

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

Ink

Liquid (not blood), that inklings like to use to attack each other until they explode, for no fucking apparent reason. It's also used for writing, but since the rise of the internet, people want to type instead nowadays.

BRO THE INK LOOKS LIKE BLOOD
SOMEONE FUCKING CALL THE AMBULANCE

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022

Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

by TheJames333 February 11, 2019

ink-bomb

An ink-bomb is when one dips his testicles in ink and then proceeds to t-bag their victim, causing their prey's tongue to become black and blue.

My roomates woke up with black and blue tongues because I ink-bombed them while they were sleeping.

by Gorfpurt December 25, 2008

inking

When you do literally anything noteworthy

"Okay so we're inking without them"

by slapping like a seal January 12, 2021

ink cancer

in the non asia language, ink cancer is the scientific name for cancer caused by ink in pens.

sorry domica, but ink cancer is a thing.

by bootyhandler101 November 14, 2019