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Iran Cut

The inexplicably popular hair style of Persian FOB's. The hair style itself has many variations; all of which possess a few Core attributes or khaasssiaaaat.

1.The hair is usually gelled or solidified in place with a strange substance known only as kat-e-ra... A mysterious substance derived from the essence of pure gayness. If a FOB has no means of securing Kat-e-ra, they usually just use any type of over the counter adhesive.

2. The hair itself is seldom omni-directional; with most of the hair leaning towards one direction as though an egg had struck the side of the FOBs head at high speed and a snapshot was taken.

3. The hair is straight-up glistening. FOBS with the Iran Cut can often be seen from great distances due to their greasy luster and more often smelled from the same distances.

4. The Iran cut itself is not confined to the head and may be applied to the eyebrows and sideburns to achieve a heightened level of homosexuality.

4. It is the obligation of all non-Fob Iranian men to compliment people with Iran cut so as to preserve the Iran Cut as a means of quickly identifying faggot-ass Iranian fobs.
Hairstylist: So what kind of a cut would you like today?

FOB: I vant liek a Cot... dat liek looks liek cerayzee you know...like seeerrriouuuss.

Hairstylist: oh kooni, Iran cut it is
by kashman2000 March 4, 2009
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Iran

Verb.

to resourcefully and technologically fight non-violently against a violently oppressive force on a massive, coordinated scale, especially when used against a dictator, authoritarian regime, or even a significant other.
Social: "John's has been cheating on you! It's ok tho, cuz all of us camera phoned him in the club hookin up with that Herpes girl. His std-risk ass is toast once we youtube it and he can't get anymore play! We're gonna Iran his ass!"

Academic: "My high school principal is threatening to suspend everyone until we all apologize for calling him a dictator. I'm tweeting the whole school to walk out of all classes at 2pm. Prepare to get 'Iraned,' bitch."

Political: "Hugo Chavez has jailed my uncle for the last motherf***ing time! Make a facebook event so we can Iran it on campus Saturday!"
by Iraning-it July 25, 2009
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Something that exists only in the imagination of Manti Te'o, not real, fancied.
The football player was crushed when he learned of his iMantinary girlfriends death.
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