Acausal Incest

Acausal incest is, acausal (basically metaphysical), multi-dimensional sexual intercourse between two relatives not simultaneously existing in one reality.

Veronika: i'd fuck my nonexistent brother in the acausal
Dzheyms: that's acausal incest bro

by Sinistrous Rape 333 June 17, 2020

Group incest

when a friend has started dating his friend ex whilst staying in the friend group as everyone involved, this also includes people in the group that like other people in the same group but are friends with the other ex. Breaking the bro code simultaneously.

steve goes out for Lara for about a month but it didn't work out, after a few weeks Lara goes out with bob, committing group incest but not severely. However, as they were dating steve was simping for Lara clearly prioritising plans with her above everyone else clearly committing group incest. All in all this situation wouldn't happen if the group would not commit group incest.

by @annonymous123 December 27, 2020

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020

restaurant incest

The sexual relations between employees at the same restaurant. When two people, who work at the same restaurant, date or have sex. Most cases results in multiple love triangles within one restaurant and complicates the work environment.

I loved working there, however the level of restaurant incest was ridiculous. It was like each person had sex with at least three different coworkers.

by Mronie February 20, 2021

Forced incest

Royal Guelph police service mandatory key placement of other people housekeys given to Wendy Mildred Susan Maki to pillage and loot and commit industry espionage as Kaelen Cody William Granger has his own business

This forced incest must be trademarked they use a machete on me whenever I won't fuck my mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Moral Incest

basically when people who were raised as siblings and/or family start a romantic relationship. Ex: Any of the "Kissing Booth" movies.

The relationship between those kids is basically moral incest, they were raised like siblings! Gross..

by Grabagababadussy January 5, 2022

Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"

Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.

by Stevethehairharrington March 1, 2022