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Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
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Humpty Stumpty

Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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humpty dumpty

kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg
by MrSLAY March 27, 2024
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Humphterfruffle

Crikey, what abounding humphterfruffle!
by NNeeber May 24, 2024
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humphouse

Party was pretty cool.. you might want to uh, open that window in your bathroom, smell like a good ol' fashion humphouse up in there
Season 2 episode 9 Resident Alien
by scotchfordinner June 21, 2024
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Humpty Fuckty

The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).

Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.
Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…
by SaintBlue October 2, 2024
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Humphy

humphy (adjective)
/ˈhʌm.fi/

Definition: Feeling horribly offended, particularly in a way that is noticeable or exaggerated.

Etymology: Possibly derived from “huff” and “grumpy,” combining elements of irritation and offense.
• She got all humphy when we forgot to invite her to the movie night.
• After losing the argument, he crossed his arms and looked humphy for the rest of the evening.
• Don’t get humphy—I didn’t mean to insult your cooking!
by Lilac_Dictionary1684 February 5, 2025
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