A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
Get the Humpty dumpster mug.Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
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Get the Humphterfruffle mug.Party was pretty cool.. you might want to uh, open that window in your bathroom, smell like a good ol' fashion humphouse up in there
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Get the humphouse mug.The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).
Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.
Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.
Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…
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/ˈhʌm.fi/
Definition: Feeling horribly offended, particularly in a way that is noticeable or exaggerated.
Etymology: Possibly derived from “huff” and “grumpy,” combining elements of irritation and offense.
/ˈhʌm.fi/
Definition: Feeling horribly offended, particularly in a way that is noticeable or exaggerated.
Etymology: Possibly derived from “huff” and “grumpy,” combining elements of irritation and offense.
• She got all humphy when we forgot to invite her to the movie night.
• After losing the argument, he crossed his arms and looked humphy for the rest of the evening.
• Don’t get humphy—I didn’t mean to insult your cooking!
• After losing the argument, he crossed his arms and looked humphy for the rest of the evening.
• Don’t get humphy—I didn’t mean to insult your cooking!
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