John Howard 

Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.

John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."

John Howard by Danforth April 18, 2006

Tim Howard 

Manchester United goalkeeper.

New Jersey native who played for North Jersey Imperials and New York/New Jersey Metrostars before going to England.Signed with Manchester United in the Summer of 2003,which is technically an honor,since United are hated throughout the UK.But they are the most succsessful club in English history.

But overall he's one of the finest keepers in the world,maybe the best in the Premier League.Hopefully he'll help the United States to do well in the 2006 World Cup.

Tim may be from the wrong part of NJ,but oh well.Better to be from any part of NJ than to be from NY anyday.

Tim Howard is great at stopping penalty kicks.

Tim Howard by idunno? August 27, 2004

John Howard 

Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?

Rove doing his John Howard jokes again. (in a john howard voice)

John Howard by Blah` September 25, 2005

Rodney Howard 

Drummer for Gavin DeGraw, known for his energy and ability to multitask while drumming. Goes through a new set of drumsticks every performance.

You see the drummer whose arms are just a blur? Thats Rodney!

Rodney Howard by Anna W September 1, 2005

Digital Howard 

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.

If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard

Digital Howard by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013

Briana Howard 

The girlfriend of amazing child actor Jack Dylan Grazer. Also rumored to have dated Jaeden Lieberher and Noah Schnapp.

Ellie: I sure wish I was Briana Howard so I could still have Jack Dylan Grazer.
Millie: I know Briana's so nice though, she deserves him! Briana just gets too Jacked Up sometimes.
Ellie: I mean we all know Briana is the hot new thing, everyone loves her!
Millie: I know she's even dated Noah Schnapp and Jaeden Lieberher. Also she's Finn Wolfhard's best friend but we all know he's dating Sheala Blummert. Briana's for sure my idol. I mean have you ever looked up the meaning of the name Briana in the Urban dictionary.

Ellie: Yeah that's how we know for sure she's a Briana!
Millie: Shhhhhh! I'm trying to watch the latest Edition of Briana Howard!

Briana Howard by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018

Hero Howard 

The man, the myth, the legend. This superhero is a part of the Avengers 4 and use Despacito 2 as their theme song. His superpower is Kindness and he happens to be the only one in the group that has one.. During the day he works at a really bad middle school and is called Dr. Howard or Daddy Howard. See Daddy Howard

kid from table 1: yo did you see that game last night
kid from table 2: yeah man it was lit, did you see the part when obama-
Hero Howard: LEGS UNDER THE TABLE BOI *blows whistle 5 times into the microphone*
bystander: There he is! Hero Howard has been saving kids from having a social life since 2000!

Hero Howard by spoopiest matt spooper September 5, 2018