Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 12, 2018
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Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012
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A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.
After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.
by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012
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Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person
Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!
by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019
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To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.
"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"
by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022
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