hoodspeak

An english dialect consisting of slang and grammatical abbreviations, often found in the hood; ebonics

"You can tell ol' babe from the westside, she got that hoodspeak"

by TinaMa April 22, 2008

Hoop Jumper

Someone who spends their life doing what everyone else tells them to do. Typically associated with high achievers who never learn to draw their own hoops.

Jane graduated from college with a computer science degree, and became a professional hoop jumper. She took three steps back, before jumping through hoop Google put in front of her. She was closer by three gallons, to the question how much water does it take to fill the Empire State Building, than anyone else.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse

While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.

by selvol August 10, 2014

Hooped

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"

by smik2 January 22, 2009

African Hoop-Ball

The more accurate name for the popular sport known as Basketball.

"I love playing African Hoop-Ball, but I suck at it"

"That's because you're white".

by GIVENCHY_NGBY November 25, 2014

hoodsmash

n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.

Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?

Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.

by gnostic1 January 23, 2011

hoop shlang

Hoop shlang, originated somewhere up in canada, in saskatoon, first starting out as another way of greeting friends, and/or seeing if they are paying attention, by shouting "HOOP" and waiting for the responce of "SHLANG". legend says it was started by a man named Joe.

Joe is walking towards a groupe of his friends "HOOP!?" with an imidiate responce of the groupe "SHLANG!!"

by dwerbs March 30, 2004