Hooper

Hooper: A woman, most often of hispanic decent, who is an obvious whore. Generaly wears large hoop earings.

Andrew: Hey Kyle see that fine piece of ass over there?

Kyle: Which one?

Andrew: The hispanic one with the big hoop earings and short as hell skirt on. you can see her vag.

Kyle: o yea i see her... that bitch is a hooper.

by papafrito November 10, 2010

hooked balls

is when you get kicked so hard in the testicles they come out of your mouth looking like a ball with a hook on it

that man just got hooked balls from that girl

by KKeith October 7, 2008

Hooked

When a guy has caught another guy's girl on his dick like a fish. Typically at an orgy.

Guy A: "Yo! I got yo' girl hooked!"

Guy B: "Shit man! That's some big bait!"

Guy A: "Don't worry, I'll toss her back in."

by bobfilascio June 24, 2019

Hooded One

ADAM.

'He be such a Hooded One'

by AlbertKahnstein June 24, 2018

Hooted

HIGH AS FUUUUUUCKKK

“Why’re you laughing so much? It’s cause you’re hooted!”

by Itsbillybadasss September 26, 2019

Hooper

A person from the baby boomer generation or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if said person is being overly procedural and can't or won't do anything without going through the full process of things. Typically found in IT departments that have a high average age. Sometimes used in a joking way among colleagues. Can also describe someone who is out of touch, typically with modern age technology or an agile way of working.

Can you believe it Henry? I've asked the IT guy if they could help me out quickly with my computer but they told me in the face to create a ticket, such a Hooper man...

by hooper_simpson November 25, 2021

Starfish Hooper

"Starfish Hooper" is another meaning for a gay man!

"did you know that bloke over there when we was at school? Women all round him back then... Can't believe he grew up to be a starfish hooper!!!

by Lodaz Boonaz July 9, 2009