no-hoper

A person (usually over 18) who has no job, no money and no hope in life (hence the name). No-Hopers live on the dole and usually drop out of school early. They do nothing but ride on their bikes or skateboards all day with other no-hopers. Some may even cause trouble by vandalism, shoplifting, burglary, bashings etc.

Most have been known to use drugs and drink and smoke constantly. Most think that they're "tough bastards" and that they're "cool".

The average no-hoper usually wears "baggy" loose fitting jeans with chains hanging off and a T-shirt. Some may even wear a baseball cap.

They are usually seen on their bikes, skateboards etc. They may also hang out in the streets late at night.

Some however, may not cause any trouble; but really, who knows what they do when they're left unseen!

no-hoper: do you wanna buy some drugs?
kid: sorry but I don't do drugs!
no-hoper: buy 'em NOW or I'll beat the shit out of you!

by PooHead69 May 5, 2008

humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it

man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.

by JG9 March 11, 2009

hippie-hopper

A person who displays traits/styles of a hippie, but claims to be a "hip-hop" head. The reverse is also true.

See that dready white boy who stinks of patchouli and beedies, bumping Wu-Tang 'caus his hippie bros aren't looking, he's a straight hippie-hopper. Or "gansta" cats chilling and head bobbing at a Widespread Panic show. It happens, I've seen it. Really.

by No.One fake August 4, 2006

Dick hopper

To hop from dick to dick.. Meaning guy to guy in less then few days or months

That bitch never stay single she always got a guy around.. She's a dick hopper

by Lionheart225 January 24, 2015

Homer Alaska

A small ass town with too much drama, where the drug dealers are as young as 14 yr olds, its full of skaters, wiggers and hippies...the only nice rides are those who are Russian, Drug dealers, or those who fish in the summer..the girls are passed around like candy, the boys are all either, drunks, stoners, or crazy church head hippies...eveyone does town laps all day and stare at eachother. yep, this is my town..drama drama and more drama, and fish...and weed....thats all we got.

Ex. #1
1: "aaahh dudde, did you see kossis new 'lade?"
......highlight of everyones boring a*s day in homer alaska

Ex. #2
1: "what you wanna do?"
2: "idk, what you wanna do?''
1: "idk mane...what you finna do?'
.......continues to ride around town for about 6 hours.

by AKch!ck May 24, 2010

Chinese homerun

When a baseball player hits a foul ball that goes behind him and into the bleachers.

1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.

2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.

by cmoney55 September 14, 2011

Homerism

Being blindly devoted to your favorite sports team wether they are good or not.
Saying clearly untrue things about your favorite team (i.e. Jamarcus Russell was the best qb ever)
Should only be used in a derogatory way of describing an annoying fan (i.e. Lakers "fans")

person 1: I can't believe kobe didnt get that foul call, he got hammered there
Person 2: Dude, no one touched him, you can clearly see in the replay no one was within 3 feet of him
Person 1: Thats b.s. man its just the angle of the camera
Person 2: Classic case of homerism

by Longhorn7 September 16, 2012