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Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.
Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.
by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008
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Aromantic Homosexual

Aromantic means to have no romantic attraction or not wanting to date.
Homosexual means sexual attraction towards the same gender.
So aromantic homosexual is a person that doesn't feel romantic attraction and is still attracted sexually by the same gender.
I don't love this person but they are so hot i would totally have sex with them! I think i am aromantic homosexual.
by Seth0e/Sam October 13, 2019
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Homeschool Winner

Even though asking questions here isn't right, we all got this idea from an OLD "cards.swf" file on the homestarrunner.com server. It's gone now, but when you flipped through a "deck of cards" in it with all the characters and their names, you came upon "The Unguraits" and finally, "Homeschool Winner," the rejected characters.
Homeschool Winner is sick of explaining stuff.
by Homeschool Winner September 27, 2003
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Hobosaur

A dinosaur that is a hobo. Inspired by Scribblenauts "Robosaur".
OOOH MAI GAWSH HOBOSAUR PWNS ANGIE
IKR EUGIE <33
by scarlettechuu February 20, 2010
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Homescapes

That mobile game which spends more effort on advertisements than the actual game

Proceeds to use false advertising when in reality it’s just a candy crush ripoff

basically 90% of mobile game ads nowadays (2020)
Player: wtf I thought this game was about a puzzle game why am I in a candy crush game

Me: welcome to the false advertising world, where homescapes and other games get attention
by Xenerator December 27, 2020
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Homeschooler

Basically, all the stereotypes you've ever heard about these people are true. They don't know how to dress, are virgins, and usually wish they lived in an earlier era where women wore corsets and people had slaves. They often correct people's English and hate the government. You can tell someone is homeschooled because they are super defensive about it whether you have attacked them or not.
Homeschooler: (shouts to general public) "Not ALL homeschoolers are socially awkward!"
Normal person: "I didn't say anything! Who are you?"
by iwashomeschooled May 16, 2011
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closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.
by jsd9632 January 9, 2012
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