help

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

by nick May 10, 2006

Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

help im bored

Why are u even looking this up in urban dictionary. Go doing something productive ok. Fine go. Why are u even still reading this? I luv harry potter by the way.

HA, u thought this defenition of help im bored was over!

by jefnjkfnewkg May 18, 2020

help im stuck

what your step-sister says when they are stuck under something

help im stuck come save me stepbrother!

by hey11758* October 27, 2020

Nugget helper

Someone who directly or indirectly assists two nuggets or 'wads' (persons with no arms or legs) so they can have sex with eachother.

Spencer helped Tyler and Amanda boink eachother with a series of pulleys he built on Friday.

See: www.ampulove.com

nugget helper

by haywood jablowme4 October 16, 2010

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

by Vyhaka April 7, 2009