pls help

my dad says if i put nigger and somehow get it published in my definition, he'll come back from the gas station after 15 years.

pls help

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

by |< |3 July 16, 2006

Passenger's Helper

A beer, usually drank because of the way a certain driver is known to drive.

Passenger: What, Scott's driving again?? I'm going to need another passenger's helper.

by Steely O' Neely April 5, 2009

Hellaported

To teleport in a hella extreme fashion

Person: wtf how'd you get here so fast?
Friend: i hellaported the hell over here

by Darylism October 26, 2009

heaps good

Excellent, above average, better than a little bit good.

"That new Muph & Platonic album is heaps good".

by Kylie J August 22, 2005

help

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

by nick May 10, 2006

Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010